The Project Team – Funny Quotes
Posted on 30. Nov, 2008 by Sajith M.R in general
Recently some quotes struck my mind from a forwared email. It is basically , i think, 100% true , even though described in as a funny way.
See:
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby
in One month - Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine
babies in one month - Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available - Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or
woman;They`ll produce a child with zero resources - Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is
delivered, they`ll just document 9 months. - Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.And lastly…… - Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
Courtesy: Some Forwared Email
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Dec 1st, 2008
ROTFLMAO
. That’s so true…
thyan.g
Feb 14th, 2009
sajitheeee kolaaaam…………………
Odzyskiwanie Danych
Feb 18th, 2009
Hahahahaa. Lool. Every one engaged in the IT business knows that!
Amol
Feb 26th, 2009
That is so true…
This is really Cooool looking blog and a great resource also.
I will keep visiting here for more interesting stuff.
Cheerios
velmurugan
Mar 18th, 2009
Hi,
i am getting below the error.
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How to fix this.please help me.
Thanks,
Velmurugan.
Marketing ROI
Jul 21st, 2009
LOL…though funny, it has taken a good note of sarcasm of the various posts in a corporate. Thanks for sharing Sajith!
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Jul 29th, 2009
I’m the developer, definitely.
Ed
Nov 2nd, 2009
Thanks for all the interesting stuff you put out for free all the time. Will visit more often.
Unni
Nov 11th, 2009
hahaha..nice one man…thats really a funny one…i fall into the category of developer