The Project Team – Funny Quotes
Recently some quotes struck my mind from a forwared email. It is basically , i think, 100% true , even though described in as a funny way.
See:
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby
in One month - Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine
babies in one month - Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available - Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or
woman;They`ll produce a child with zero resources - Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is
delivered, they`ll just document 9 months. - Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.And lastly…… - Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
Courtesy: Some Forwared Email
ROTFLMAO
. That’s so true…
sajitheeee kolaaaam…………………
Hahahahaa. Lool. Every one engaged in the IT business knows that!
That is so true…
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Thanks,
Velmurugan.
LOL…though funny, it has taken a good note of sarcasm of the various posts in a corporate. Thanks for sharing Sajith!
I’m the developer, definitely.
Thanks for all the interesting stuff you put out for free all the time. Will visit more often.
hahaha..nice one man…thats really a funny one…i fall into the category of developer
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