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The Project Team – Funny Quotes

by Mr Me on November 30, 2008 in general

Recently some quotes struck my mind from a forwared email. It is basically , i think, 100% true , even though described in as a funny way. See: Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months [...]

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Specialising in PHP, MVC, Agile, LAMP and iPhone Application Development, Sajith has over 5 years experience in the web programming industry during which time he has had his work featured in high profile lists on sites like Mashable. He was a talented and efficient member of the Cyber-Duck programming team, working alongside some of the best in the industry. Co-Founder of MobMe Wireless Pvt Limited, Sajith also has considerable experience in successful business management, having helped to excel the company to become listed as one of the "10 startups to watch in 2008" by the Wall Street Journal and by NASSCOM as one of the "100 most innovative companies in India", joining others like Texas Instruments, Tata Consultancy Services, Satyam and IBM. This technical blog is started three years before which now receives more than 120,000 visits each month and has more than 4000 subscribers.

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